My Roomate Laura wrote this, but I wanted to share for I agree with it 100%!!
10 Signs you Live in a Village in Africa
- Your diet consists of 85% carbs, 10% peanut butter, and 5% chicken.
- Your first thought when it rains is that the sand will be firm for biking, praise the Lord, hallelujah, amen!
- You wake up at 5:30 or 6am regardless of the day because that's when the sun comes up.
- Having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is quite an ordeal, because not only do you have to get out of your nice warm bed, you also have to go out of the house.
- You trip over mosquito netting on a frequent basis.
- You almost always know exactly what phase the moon is in because it's your main source of light when showering, biking at night, etc.
- You are completely used to the incredulous looks and extended explanations when people ask you where you live.
- You have ever received a marriage proposal within ten minutes of meeting someone.
- The decision of whether or not to wash your hair is entirely dependent on the outdoor temperature.
- Improvised sign language is a language.
No comments:
Post a Comment